The Challenge: What are the raunchiest lyrics you ever heard on mainstream radio?
The Parameters: The lyrics have to come from songs that people have actually heard. We're not talking about what you heard on WAWL at 2 AM, Hank! Stuff that slipped by, words whose special meanings maybe people didn't figure out at the time. And song lyrics, Billy, not double-entendres from some Tivo-ed episode of Golden Girls!
The Prize: A best of Hanson compilation CD compiled by our own compiler, Billy! And the cover and cd book will include rare photos from Billy's private stash of Hanson photos cut from teen magazines.
The Documentation: Make sure you let us know the name of the song, the artist, and, of course, the lyrics in question (in a slightly larger context, if necessary).
The Deadline: Like any of you will enter anyway. But if you do, how about gettin' 'em in by midnight, Friday, May 23rd? Enter by adding a comment or by emailing.
The Problem: I already have the winning entry in my head and I'm playing it over and over. Actually, that is a problem. I think I'll go to church.